More beers – less drunk

by | 11 March, 2026 | Food & Drink, Travels | 0 comments

I enjoy good beer and like to try many different ones when I find a really good beer bar. But I would still like to be able to walk afterwards. I have found an excellent solution to that problem.

Brno – Czech Republic

Beer in Brno

Axiom Bar has an astonishing range of beers. One almost gets intoxicated just by looking at the refrigerators filled with colourful cans. Most of them come from the bar’s own brewery.

Alina is from Novosibirsk in Russia and is sitting with two friends from Bratislava in Slovakia, so things suddenly become rather international when the old man from Sweden approaches with his proposal to buy them beer. Rather unusually, they accept immediately, and the conversation at the table rises and falls in waves.

Eventually my new friends leave the bar. Later, when I go to the bartender to pay the bill, it turns out that one of the Slovak guys had quietly gone up earlier and paid for everything. Says the bartender with a smile.

Györ – Hungary

Öl Lima bar Györ
By now I have developed a routine and begin by scanning the room for potential victims. At Lima Bar a young Hungarian couple are sitting and sipping a lager. I walk up to them and deliver my opening line. “Could you help me with something?” “Of course,” they reply.

“Well, you see, I’d like to try many different beers tonight, but I’m an old man and can’t handle drinking that much. So if I buy a beer and bring two empty glasses to your table and pour most of it for you, there won’t be that much left for me.”

When they hesitate slightly, I add: “And of course I’m paying.” That settles the matter.

Prague – Czech Republic

Beer in Prag
Beergeek is one of my favourite places in Europe. Many beers on tap, including stout and sour. Here it is a small Czech group who become curious about me and my travelling companion and start the conversation. I eventually steer the discussion towards my frailty when it comes to alcohol consumption. After that it does not take long before I present my offer.

At Beergeek the rules at the taps are not so rigid. Instead of buying five small beers, the girl behind the bar simply fills five small glasses straight from the tap, roughly measuring them so that together they correspond to a one-litre mug in both volume and price. There will be many such “mugs”.

Luxembourg – Luxembourg

Beer in Luxembourg
Here the city and the country share the same name. At The Store four girls are having an after-work drink. They beat me hands down when it comes to beer knowledge, and I have no objection to being beaten. One of them has the word PIVO (beer in several Slavic languages) tattooed on her ring finger and recites a short poem about how beer never betrays you the way some men do.

Here it is cans that dominate, from legendary breweries like Fuerst Wiacek and Basqueland. The girls do not hesitate for a second when I present my offer of free beer, and once again my intention of leaving the victims in peace proves impossible to keep.

Riga – Latvia

Beer in Riga
I recognise the Russian language and at first assume that the young people at the neighbouring table are Russians. But they firmly explain that they are Latvians for several generations, even though their mother tongue is Russian — rather like people speaking Tornedalian Finnish in Sweden.

This group has Eastern European drinking habits, so here it is not enough to buy just one bottle of each kind. It turns into a long evening, and they protest loudly when I try to withdraw and leave them in peace after handing over the beer. The green-haired girl takes out her phone and shows countless pictures of her cats.

It is getting dark when I finally leave the company, take my Brompton and head back to the hotel. Or rather — now that I think of it — I led the bicycle along the pavement, just to be on the safe side.

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